I wrap my bag and hang myself once a day and sometimes twice. I also used my balls to pull heavy loads up a steep bank and within a couple years, I had my balls hanging just below my knees. My balls were always getting knocked and hit, so I asked my girlfriends daughter who is a nurse practitioner if she could castrate me and remove the bag, and she replied that she could and would enjoy doing it. She came recently and with only a local anesthetic so that I could watch, she made a n incision and pulled out my nuts, then tied off the cords and cut them off and put them aside. She then cut off the sack so that she could make a coin purse with it and then sewed up where she removed the sack so that I would be smooth. She is going to put a metal rod in my cock, so that it will be permanently hard and that I will be able to use it for taking care of my girlfriend and other girls. She then asked if we wanted to preserve my balls in a jar to look at, or eat them. We all like mountain oysters, so my girlfriend took my balls, sliced them, and then fried them in some oil and we all enjoyed their flavor.
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Rudy Giuliani+2 points350 days ago
@Jimmycamper Excellent I have the same problems with my balls. Do you think your gf's daughter could castrate me? How much did she charge for the procedure?
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Chuck Schumer+1 points341 days ago
@Rudy Giuliani please fuck my ass. I'm not a poser like DONALD TRUMP.
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fhrdnNov+1 points351 days ago
ooo oaaa Otoko nara dareka no tame ni tsuyoku nareHa wo kuishibatte omoikkiri mamorinukeKorondemo ii yo mata tachiagareba iiTada sore dake dekirebaEiyuu sa
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Chuck Schumer+1 points351 days ago
I wish that thicc bwc was sliding in between my cheeks and destroying my tight ass
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Hama Palanpurwala 0 points351 days ago
Thats the way to suck that big ol mushroom! Bet it felt terrific in that pussy!
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Nice head. Couldnt make him blow though. Worthless
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Steve dangermouse 0 points351 days ago
Nice blow job ,,,have you the right size bikini madam ?
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grandad4u 0 points350 days ago
Damn! Now that's a cock I could make love to whenever he wanted. I love huge mushroom heads. I always swallow and I want the load INSIDE of me.
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DONNI \'baby\' TRUMP 0 points347 days ago
NOW THAT'S A PUSSY PLEASING MUSHROOM, not like my tiny toad stool.
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Jimmycamper +2 points351 days ago
I wrap my bag and hang myself once a day and sometimes twice. I also used my balls to pull heavy loads up a steep bank and within a couple years, I had my balls hanging just below my knees. My balls were always getting knocked and hit, so I asked my girlfriends daughter who is a nurse practitioner if she could castrate me and remove the bag, and she replied that she could and would enjoy doing it. She came recently and with only a local anesthetic so that I could watch, she made a n incision and pulled out my nuts, then tied off the cords and cut them off and put them aside. She then cut off the sack so that she could make a coin purse with it and then sewed up where she removed the sack so that I would be smooth. She is going to put a metal rod in my cock, so that it will be permanently hard and that I will be able to use it for taking care of my girlfriend and other girls. She then asked if we wanted to preserve my balls in a jar to look at, or eat them. We all like mountain oysters, so my girlfriend took my balls, sliced them, and then fried them in some oil and we all enjoyed their flavor. Reply ReportRudy Giuliani +2 points350 days ago
@Jimmycamper Excellent I have the same problems with my balls. Do you think your gf's daughter could castrate me? How much did she charge for the procedure? Reply ReportChuck Schumer +1 points341 days ago
@Rudy Giuliani please fuck my ass. I'm not a poser like DONALD TRUMP. Reply ReportfhrdnNov +1 points351 days ago
ooo oaaa Otoko nara dareka no tame ni tsuyoku nareHa wo kuishibatte omoikkiri mamorinukeKorondemo ii yo mata tachiagareba iiTada sore dake dekirebaEiyuu sa Reply ReportChuck Schumer +1 points351 days ago
I wish that thicc bwc was sliding in between my cheeks and destroying my tight ass Reply ReportHama Palanpurwala 0 points351 days ago
Thats the way to suck that big ol mushroom! Bet it felt terrific in that pussy! Reply ReportICE DICK 0 points350 days ago
Big ol fuckin mushroom head rolf Reply ReportHjjii 0 points349 days ago
Nice head. Couldnt make him blow though. Worthless Reply ReportSteve dangermouse 0 points351 days ago
Nice blow job ,,,have you the right size bikini madam ? Reply Reportgrandad4u 0 points350 days ago
Damn! Now that's a cock I could make love to whenever he wanted. I love huge mushroom heads. I always swallow and I want the load INSIDE of me. Reply ReportDONNI \'baby\' TRUMP 0 points347 days ago
NOW THAT'S A PUSSY PLEASING MUSHROOM, not like my tiny toad stool. Reply ReportDONNI \'baby\' TRUMP 0 points347 days ago
ertyuio Reply ReportDookie hole fucker 0 points347 days ago
It'd be cool if he shoved that up her asshole dry, hard and rough Reply ReportSarah 0 points344 days ago
I want a mushroom cock Reply ReportJohnny Tango -1 points351 days ago
Damn thing looks like a door nob! Reply ReportChuck Schumer +1 points351 days ago
@Johnny Tango can I suck your cock? I swallow not like your wife who spit it out Reply Report