@Manny Pacquiao I like to eat female poo poo
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Larry+2 points254 days ago
Last Wednesday I met this girl at the voodoo bar at the beach. We had dinner and a bunch of drinks. Long story short we had sex. While we were having sex she whispered in my ear "would you like to have my ass?" So gently I let it slip in her asshole. During the sex the drinks hit me and I had to go to the bathroom. I tried to tell her but she wrapped her legs around me. I could not hold it. I accidentally peed in her asshole. She let out a loud, long, throaty moan. Pull it out she cried. I pulled my dick out and she let out the craziest moan and shit all over the place. She cupped her mouth and yelled "oh my god" and ran to the bathroom. When she came out she was crying and she called me a sick person and left. I never expected to hear from her again. Saturday she called me and ask if she could come over. She came and to my surprise wanted to have sex. This lead to anal because it's her fetish. During the anal she whispered "please pee in me again". Turns out it was the most incredible orgasm of her life. She was just embarrassed about the shit. She had been laying awake at night thinking about an orgasm she didn't know existed. Now we know how and we know not to do this in the bedroom anymore because clean up is a bitch. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me.
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bhavika panchal+1 points254 days ago
@Larry Try having sex with goats. Its really great.
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Manny Pacquiao +3 points254 days ago
I like to lick the ass of another dude Reply ReportI like to eat girl poop +1 points253 days ago
@Manny Pacquiao I like to eat female poo poo Reply ReportLarry +2 points254 days ago
Last Wednesday I met this girl at the voodoo bar at the beach. We had dinner and a bunch of drinks. Long story short we had sex. While we were having sex she whispered in my ear "would you like to have my ass?" So gently I let it slip in her asshole. During the sex the drinks hit me and I had to go to the bathroom. I tried to tell her but she wrapped her legs around me. I could not hold it. I accidentally peed in her asshole. She let out a loud, long, throaty moan. Pull it out she cried. I pulled my dick out and she let out the craziest moan and shit all over the place. She cupped her mouth and yelled "oh my god" and ran to the bathroom. When she came out she was crying and she called me a sick person and left. I never expected to hear from her again. Saturday she called me and ask if she could come over. She came and to my surprise wanted to have sex. This lead to anal because it's her fetish. During the anal she whispered "please pee in me again". Turns out it was the most incredible orgasm of her life. She was just embarrassed about the shit. She had been laying awake at night thinking about an orgasm she didn't know existed. Now we know how and we know not to do this in the bedroom anymore because clean up is a bitch. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Reply Reportbhavika panchal +1 points254 days ago
@Larry Try having sex with goats. Its really great. Reply ReportNasty girl 0 points245 days ago
Mommy whys this banana smell funny? Reply Reporthornyinfl -2 points254 days ago
Nice erasers, and I suddenly find myself in the mood for fruit. Reply Report